February 2012
160 posts
When I tell people that I read a lot in my spare...
What they think I mean:
What I actually mean:
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
Reblog if you like smut.
Everyone’s dirty little secret on Tumblr.
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I don’t know how many people will see this, but anyone who wants any of the Eurovision songs from years 2009-2011 to show up on the tags to reblog, just ask. I’ll be happy to upload them.
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noiretorrentielle replied to your post: Testy Test Test
Haahahaaaaaaaa that was so lame.
Fuck you and your fuckery.
Testy Test Test
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alenimakeko replied to your post: Psssst. Hey… Hey.. Wanna Map together on cam?
ALL I NEED IS TO GET PAST THE LEVEL OF THE SHEEP! butyoushouldgetonmsnanyways.Justtoseeme
MAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE
Gotta promise not to distract me with pics though
>Homework
PROMISE.
Your current number of followers is the number of...
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I have 730 followers.
B-But…..
There’s only 649 Pokémons…
;A;
Don’t worry Sarky, your Spirit Pokemon is obviously Kricketune! Mine is a motherfucking Jigglypuff!
Kricketune? Oh my...
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Everyone who loves Toonami and watching those...
http://www.toonamiaftermath.com/
It has a lineup of all Toonami (and some Adult Swim) anime’s and shows!
Been watching this shit for hours.
It’s called Toonami Aftermath.
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Everyone who loves Toonami and watching those...
http://www.toonamiaftermath.com/
It has a lineup of all Toonami (and some Adult Swim) anime’s and shows!
Been watching this shit for hours.
It’s called Toonami Aftermath.
Rieeeeee
noiretorrentielle:
alenimakeko:
I’m going to bed.
Me tooooo
Night beautiful.
Nighty Night.
Rieeeeee
I’m going to bed.
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Nate: “Yes, but he spent the rest of the night cuddling me, not you.”
Ivan: “I don’t even know why I’m wasting my time arguing with a housepet that could die in a matter of days.”
Nate: “I will be sure to tell Mommy tonight in his dreams. I hope you enjoy sleeping outside.” *saunters...
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alenimakeko:
Nate: “Yes, but he spent the rest of the night cuddling me, not you.”
Ivan: “I don’t even know why I’m wasting my time arguing with a housepet that could die in a matter of days.”
Nate: “I will be sure to tell Mommy tonight in his dreams. I hope you enjoy sleeping outside.” *saunters off*
Ivan: “Why on earth would he...
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alenimakeko:
Nate: “Yes, but he spent the rest of the night cuddling me, not you.”
Ivan: “I don’t even know why I’m wasting my time arguing with a housepet that could die in a matter of days.”
Nate: “I will be sure to tell Mommy tonight in his dreams. I hope you enjoy sleeping outside.” *saunters off*
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Nate: “Like father, like child, they say. I will teach them well.” *he bat Ivan’s nose*
Ivan: “That doesn’t always work. They’ll have their own minds. You can’t brainwash your children. Besides, I throw a ball in front of those kittens and I’ll have Thomas all day.”
Nate: *hisses* “I am...
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Nate: “Like father, like child, they say. I will teach them well.” *he bat Ivan’s nose*
Ivan: “That doesn’t always work. They’ll have their own minds. You can’t brainwash your children. Besides, I throw a ball in front of those kittens and I’ll have Thomas all day.”
Nate: *hisses* “I am still upset from your past...
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noiretorrentielle:
alenimakeko:
Nate: “Like father, like child, they say. I will teach them well.” *he bat Ivan’s nose*
Ivan: “That doesn’t always work. They’ll have their own minds. You can’t brainwash your children. Besides, I throw a ball in front of those kittens and I’ll have Thomas all day.”
Nate: *hisses* “I am still upset from your past incidents!”
noiretorrentielle:
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alenimakeko:
(I AM GOING TO ASSUME THAT GIF REPRESENTS AN ACTION, SUE ME)
Ivan: *falls back onto the ground, glaring up at Nate* “We’ll be stuffing you in a shoebox and burying you in the back yard. And I’ll spit on your grave.”
Nate: “You have yet to calculate...
noiretorrentielle:
alenimakeko:
noiretorrentielle:
alenimakeko:
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alenimakeko:
(I AM GOING TO ASSUME THAT GIF REPRESENTS AN ACTION, SUE ME)
Ivan: *falls back onto the ground, glaring up at Nate* “We’ll be stuffing you in a shoebox and burying you in the back yard. And I’ll spit on your grave.”
Nate: “You have yet to calculate something into your short minded...
noiretorrentielle:
alenimakeko:
noiretorrentielle:
alenimakeko:
(I AM GOING TO ASSUME THAT GIF REPRESENTS AN ACTION, SUE ME)
Ivan: *falls back onto the ground, glaring up at Nate* “We’ll be stuffing you in a shoebox and burying you in the back yard. And I’ll spit on your grave.”
Nate: “You have yet to calculate something into your short minded plans. Do you wish to know what that...
noiretorrentielle:
alenimakeko:
(I AM GOING TO ASSUME THAT GIF REPRESENTS AN ACTION, SUE ME)
Ivan: *falls back onto the ground, glaring up at Nate* “We’ll be stuffing you in a shoebox and burying you in the back yard. And I’ll spit on your grave.”
Nate: “You have yet to calculate something into your short minded plans. Do you wish to know what that is?”
noiretorrentielle:
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Nate: *tail sways slowly, ears folding down before perking back up, refusing to show weakness* “No matter how hard you fight me, I will not give up. He is my Mommy. I cheer him up when he cries and you are away.”
Ivan: *eyes widen slightly* “W-What do...
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Nate: *tail sways slowly, ears folding down before perking back up, refusing to show weakness* “No matter how hard you fight me, I will not give up. He is my Mommy. I cheer him up when he cries and you are away.”
Ivan: *eyes widen slightly* “W-What do you mean? He cries when I’m gone..?”
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